HELLOO SPORTS FANS! We’re back!

NOLA, STRASBURG, BUM, ARRIETA & me!

I’ll ride these guys with my cheesy knuckleball and 60 mph heater! I’m betting you I’ll win 20 games! Why? Because these guys will stymie and blow out everybody before I pitch the fourth game of any series during the season. Owner Middleton will shell out $300 M for Strasburg and $150 M for Bum both for 3 plus years! Pencil me in for a pretzel and a ham sandwich. Easy peezy.

Next Middleton keeps Franco & Odubel and everybody can shut the F$&K Up! Easy money. Pickup Donaldson for two years and wait for Hoskins to hit or pound sand.

I’m in! My knuckler is dancing 🤣

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