Pitchers! Pitchers! My manager for a Pitcher!

Phils have no pitching. There’s enough hitting to barely win. But the arms a few and the gopher balls are high! Will Adonis Medina add or simply get hurt like all the rest? WE need to convine a blue ribbon commission to investigate the travesty known as the Phillies bullpen. I have Holy Water from Lourdes. I’m will to buy gallons. Only the Good Lord can pull us out of this mess….

https://www.inquirer.com/newsletters/phillies/adonis-medina-phillies-reading-atlanta-braves-washington-nationals-20190617.html